I got an estimate or two on house painting. That would pretty much complete the cosmetic improvements on the house. I'd really like to hire a landscaper. Or a planter. Someone who is willing to crawl around on their knees and put things in the ground for me.
Every time I get on my knees, they make unusual sounds. I don't mind the crunchy sound so much as the squishy painful knee reaction. And besides, it is embarrassing to have to crawl to the nearest chair to stand up. I always feel like Wyeth's painting Christina's World when it happens. Except my house and chairs are a lot closer. And once up, I walk like a Queen.