The Hardware starts looking a bit creepy.
I am already calling this my shower, although it is completely non-functional.
I am inordinately fond of my toilet and am recording its cute little change of expressions.
This is the best time of year to contact me for all the charitable organizations needing food, water, medicine, chickens and ducks. I donate. I realize I am incredibly spoiled and will continue to be so. But maybe I can give a little to someone who has less.